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Stand Up Philosophers: Fidelity & Relationships
•07/08/2009 • Leave a Comment“Dating is a fun nightmare. It’s a nightmare, and then there are boners in it somehow.”
-Patton Oswalt, “Feeling Kinda Patton“
“Women have all the power… because women have all the vaginas.”
-Dave Attell, “Skanks For The Memories“
“A man is basically as faithful as his options.”
-Chris Rock, “Bigger and Blacker“
“I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I’ve ever dated. And now I think I’m fine.”
-Mike Birbiglia, “Two Drink Mike”
“I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover ‘100 Ways to Please Your Man’ by some lady. Come on man. Ain’t no 100 ways. That list is 4 things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, and then fix him a sandwich and don’t talk so much and he’ll be happy!”
-Dave Chappelle, “Killing Them Softly“
