Adventures in Casual Encounters: San Diego Craigslist
Today, while looking through some old files, I found some old quotes from craigslist.com classifieds in the Casual Encounters page. The headings range from “Eat my little mound,” to “full bush.” It is hard to imagine someone actually finding some tender loving care from a blunt and dirty classified (that may or may not be an advertisement for an “escort service”). The subtlety and seductiveness of “that’s right, I don’t shave or trim below the equator. However, I am looking for some fun tonight!” is hardly lost on the diehard craigslist user.
Some of my favorites include this slightly incestuous gem:
Guys with small one’s! – w4m – 20 (North Park)
Reply to: pers-666648427@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-03, 3:44PM PDT I am looking for a clean cut little brother to make out with. I luv feeling a warm bare chest then going down to care of my bro’s dick.
What would a craigslist post be without the pop culture laden references of the personality description: “Take Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, and combine her with Mary Poppins demeanor, and there you go! Someone with no morals,no self- respect , easily manipulated. With a face like Johnny Depp, and the mental capacity of Leonardo DeCaprio in ‘what’s eating Gilbert Grape.’”
The only thing more unrealistic than the kind of man this women is looking for is the kind of man who would respond to this obligatory “dominating women” post:
I’ll use a big strap on on YOU – w4m (your place)
Reply to: pers-664854653@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-02, 9:07AM PDT
hey guys my fantazy has always been using a big strap on on a cute guy while i play with his jiuce dick im looking for my bitch
if this is you please respond with pic and stats
ill do the same later
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